sortaradical:

when your friend makes a drug joke

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thecolorplaid:

touch my pizza and buy me butt

(via professor-clayton)

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disneysecret:

Disney Secret #220: The sky is blue because we’re actually inside Cinderella’s dress

(via disneydear)

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via mandehmouse)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(via professor-clayton)

fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

(via the-average-gatsby)

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lolsomeone-actually:

you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head

Maiaiaiane

(Source: waltdisneysdaily, via i-freakin-love-disney)

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beesmygod:

phoenixface:

have a wonderful autumn season

its the great pumpkin, charlie brown

beesmygod:

phoenixface:

have a wonderful autumn season

its the great pumpkin, charlie brown

(via onlylolgifs)

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

(via class-princess)